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Philosophy Professor On Dealing With Open-Carry Advocates: Don’t Be Here Now

25 July 2014, 5:20 pm by: Doktor Zoom
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We have a brand new social-media nerdcrush, and it’s for Jack Russell Weinstein, professor of philosophy and director of the Institute for Philosophy in Public Life at the University of North Dakota. He wrote a couple of blog posts about how, from a…
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Rand Paul Is Also A Minority And Will Lead His Libertarian People Out of Bondage

25 July 2014, 4:44 pm by: Gary Legum
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Poor Rand Paul. It’s hard out there for a libertarian, what with The Man always trying to keep him down, pointing out the ridiculousness of his ideology and how it never holds up in real-life scenarios. But what can a man like Rand Paul do except keep…
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God-Appointed Sheriff Lady Will Defend America From President Obama Bin Laden Her Own Self

25 July 2014, 3:57 pm by: Beth Ethier
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Remember Operation American Spring? Back in May a couple hundred of them arrived in Washington, vowing to maintain a daily protest until Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi were forced to abandon their offices.…
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Sean Hannity Can’t Stop Yelling At Palestinian Bully Who Won’t Answer Simple Loaded Questions

25 July 2014, 2:36 pm by: Doktor Zoom
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On Thursday, Sean Hannity took a few minutes to yell loaded questions at Yousef Munayyer, executive director of The Jerusalem Fund and Palestine Center in Washington, who kept obstinately trying to present his own opinion about Israel’s actions in Gaza…
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Sportsball Star And Lady-Beater Ray Rice Suspended For Two Whole Games Because Everything Is…

25 July 2014, 2:20 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray
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This is just gross: Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice has been suspended for the first two games of this season for violating the NFL’s personal conduct policy following his offseason arrest for domestic violence. The suspension, which was announced…
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Detroit’s Spending $5.6 Million To Shut Off Residents’ Water. What Else Could They Spend That…

25 July 2014, 1:34 pm by: Doktor Zoom
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So you’re in Detroit, and you are poor. You probably forgot to pay your water bill for … oh, let’s say “forever” because of how you have no things like “money.” (Kind of like how the city doesn’t have any “money” for piddling little things…
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Republican Hack And Plagiarist ‘Buzzfeed Benny’ Still Has Job, Because Buzzfeed

25 July 2014, 1:06 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray
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Are you the kind of person who is just too busy to read actual articles with actual words because you’re obsessively clicking boxes to find out your level of expertise in pooping, whether you are hungover, or which character from a bad ’80s sitcom you…
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