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  • WND Spills Blood, Tears, Jizz In Exit Interview With Michele Bachmann

    18 December 2014, 4:51 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    Now that Michele Bachmann has said a God-filled farewell to the House of Representatives, she’s also doing a valedictory tour of rightwing media, or at least WorldNetDaily. It is titled — we swear we are not making this up — “GOP Legend Quits Congress…
  • Genius Independent Panel Recommends Secret Service Not Suck So Much

    18 December 2014, 4:29 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray

    Photo by Gideon/Flickr…
  • Pervy Convict Legislator Wants Virginia To Remove The Taint From His Seat

    18 December 2014, 3:52 pm by: Beth Ethier

    Image via Wikimedia Commons…
  • Do Not Click On This Story About Rumored CIA-Detainee Rape By Dogs. Really, Don’t.

    18 December 2014, 2:54 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    We’re not sure what’s more depressing about this story alleging that CIA torture contractors may have used dogs to rape detainees in Afghanistan: The possibility that it happened, our realization that the CIA hasn’t given us any reason to think they’d…
  • Daily Caller: Never Forget That Black Lady Who Used To Be Blackness Czar Racisted A White General,…

    18 December 2014, 2:00 pm by: Wonkette Jr.

    Hot on the heels of the Helter-Skelter-provoking interview with Barack and Michelle Obummer in People magazine, in which they had the uppityness to claim that maybe being black maybe isn’t always a sunshine-and-daisies walk in the park in U.S. America, the…
  • George Zimmerman: Be Sure To Buy Your ‘Killing Unarmed Black Kids’ Insurance!

    18 December 2014, 1:23 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    George Zimmerman has a lot of free time. His notoriety prevents him from seeking conventional employment, evidently, and he got fired from his last unpaid gig in that the owner of the gun shop he was lurking behind at night for security told him to stop it…
  • How is Bill O’Reilly Ruining Christmas This Year?

    18 December 2014, 12:13 pm by: Dan Weber

    Gather ’round, Wonketeers, because today we’re dropping not one but two Bill O’Reilly-shaped turds in yr stockings — it’s a Festivus miracle! We begin with O’Reilly’s remarks on Late Night with Seth Meyers.

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