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New Poll: Michele Bachmann Already Losing Her House Race

20 May 2013, 3:25 pm by: Wonkette Jr.
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Here is an important 2014 election update brought to you by AHAHAHAHAHAHA: Michele Bachmann is trailing her Democratic challenger for her House seat by two points, according to a new survey from Public Policy Polling: The survey…shows Democrat Jim Graves…
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Atheists Accept Georgia Governor’s Kind Offer To Place Literature ‘From All Groups’ In State…

20 May 2013, 2:25 pm by: Doktor Zoom
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It seems that someone in the Georgia Department of Natural Resources, which runs the state’s parks, decided that if Bibles are good enough for motel rooms, then sure, why not distribute them in the cabins in state parks, too? But then Ed Buckner, the former…
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Obama’s Approval Rating Looking Awesome Despite One Million Watergates

20 May 2013, 2:05 pm by: Alex Ruthrauff
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How much do the sheeple love their terrible president, even though he invented the IRS, pogromed the AP, and murdered Ben Gozzi? According to CNN, the Nile of lame stream media, 53% of Americans still love Barack Obama. What?! That’s 2% more bigger than the…
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Democrats Want To Deprive Women of Chance To Be Called Baby-Murdering Sluts

20 May 2013, 1:45 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray
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Every now and then, Democrats in Congress decide they are going to try to do something good, which will never actually happen, but it makes us feel all warm and glowy inside. Hooray Blue Team: Democrats in the House and Senate are looking to stop what they say…
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Tea Party Plans Epic Comeback By Destroying Obama For Reals This Time

20 May 2013, 12:59 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray
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Hey, anyone remember those silly costumed role-playing Republicans who pretended they were this whole new party of teabaggers, but actually, they were just Republicans? You may vaguely recall Fox News doing non-stop coverage of four or five of them waving…
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Stop! You’re Under Arrest For Being A Gay Homosexual Lesbian in Florida

20 May 2013, 10:56 am by: Kaili Joy Gray
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Now that America is well on its way to being full-on gay homosexual rainbow flag-waving equality-for-all-land, what with state after state after state jumping on the marriage rights bandwagon and the Supreme Court about half a second away from being all,…
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Arkansas Treasurer Goes To Jail For Extortion, But The Boring Kind

20 May 2013, 9:29 am by: Rebecca Schoenkopf
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We for one would like to know a little bit more about Arkansas Dem lady treasurer Martha Shoffner, and why she is IN JAIL! Like, the story is all “Oh the FBI says she is extortin’ the people,” but maybe it is a theft of honest services kind of…
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