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  • Feminism To Blame For White House Security Breach, Obviously

    30 September 2014, 1:30 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray

    Photo by Gage Skidmore…
  • Fox Idiot: Why Does Barack Obama Want You To Get Beheaded?

    30 September 2014, 12:39 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    Hey, did you hear about that beheading in Oklahoma last week? Did you know that beheadings are on the rise here in U.S. America, with over 100% more beheadings by fired ex-convicts in September 2014 than in the whole rest of the year? Fortunately, killer Alton…
  • Islamazoid Sportsball Star Penalized For Praising Wrong Jesus

    30 September 2014, 11:49 am by: Kaili Joy Gray

    America is a great country where you can practice any religion you want as long as it’s the Jesus kind. It’s too bad Kansas City Chiefs safety Husain Abdullah didn’t read the fine print in the First Amendment.
  • Spinach Pie Is For Lovers, Probably, Why Not

    30 September 2014, 11:31 am by: Mojopo

    I became a vegetarian when I was 18. My eldest sister had taken up the cause years before, so the conversion wasn’t a radical step. It was another way to define myself as I started out on my own, breaking away from the jar of bacon grease in my mother’s…
  • Ben Carson Pretty Sure AP U.S. History Will Make Your Kid A Terrorist

    30 September 2014, 10:42 am by: Doktor Zoom

    Ben Carson has given us yet another reason to hope that he’s going to run for president: this dopey video of his appearance Monday at the Center for Security Policy’s National Security Action Summit, in which he speaks very movingly about what he considers…
  • Secret Service Didn’t Notice Bullets Hit White House, Is That Bad?

    30 September 2014, 9:40 am by: Gary Legum

    Sometime today Julia Pierson, the director of the Secret Service, will sit at a witness table in front of the House Oversight Committee and its chairman, the always execrable Rep. Darrell Issa, and try to answer a few questions. Such as, what the fuck is wrong…
  • Veterans Tell Nutsack Eric Bolling What He Can Do With ‘Boobs On The Ground’ Joke

    30 September 2014, 9:19 am by: Doktor Zoom

    Remember way back at the beginning of the Brand New War, last week, when Greg Gutfield and Eric Bolling had a great big larff over the fact that a lady flew a fighter jet for the United Arab Emirates? Gutfield said that after the lady fighter pilot dropped her…

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