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Ladies, Sean Hannity Can See Into Your Baby Caves

28 February 2015, 12:30 pm by: Doktor Zoom
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It turns out that CPAC 2015 was pretty much a Cavalcade of Conservative Comedy. In addition to the sly wit of Rick Santorum’s Birther joke, Sean Hannity did this hilarious routine about how Barack Obama keeps blaming Bush for everything! Talk about a fresh…
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Cleveland Police Union Blames 12-Year-Old Tamir Rice For Being Some Kind Of Monster

28 February 2015, 11:30 am by: Shrill
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It is tempting to look at the problem of police brutality and try to summarize it into a problem we have the tools to repair. Then you read a quote like this one, about Tamir Rice.…
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Greetings From The Freest* State In The Land, Suckers: Your Florida Roundup

28 February 2015, 10:38 am by: Florida Correspondent
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Good news, everyone! According to some outfit called the John Locke Foundation, which is based in North Carolina and apparently doesn’t visit often, Florida is not only the state where half-senile olds turn out in droves to elect baldheaded,…
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House GOP Officially Gives Zero F*cks About National Security

27 February 2015, 5:59 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray
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Speaker of the House John Boehner is going to have to hit the sauce and say ALL the swears so hard because he just failed to get his party to pass a bill to keep funding the Department of Homeland Security. Patriotism!…
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The Professor Schoolmarm Elizabeth Warren Primer On How Republicans Ruined Our Whole Day

27 February 2015, 4:45 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray
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Oh, is it Sen. Elizabeth Warren kicks some Republican ass again o’clock already? Why yes it is!…
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Rick Santorum Makes Wonkette To Laugh With Hilarious CPAC Joke!

27 February 2015, 4:15 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray
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Rick Santorum made a HI-larious funny at CPAC on Friday afternoon, and it was so fresh and edgy and flawlessly delivered, he will definitely get to be president next time for sure. He was observing — because of how stand-up comics are always making…
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Even GOP Senators Are Sick Of House Wingnuts’ Bullsh*t

27 February 2015, 3:30 pm by: Doktor Zoom
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Illinois Senator Mark Kirk has a wee bit of advice to his party, especially those fellows over in the House. After the Senate passed a clean bill to fund the Department of Homeland Security for the rest of the year, Kirk told reporters, “Hopefully we’re…
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