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  • Deleted Comments of the Week: We Need To Worry About Guns Because ‘White Is Almost A Minority’

    25 October 2014, 3:51 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    Another Saturday, another trip to the comments queue! We never know what sort of detritus we’re going to fish out, but we can always guarantee that it would benefit from a few passes with a high-pressure steam hose. This week, we don’t seem to have any…
  • Your Wonkette Week In Review: Good Stuff You Should Have Read But Didn’t. What’s Wrong With You?

    25 October 2014, 1:33 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    It’s the week-end, and time for all of us to rest from our labours (in theory, at least) and devote our time to pursuing leisure, sport and recreation, huzzah! Or at least catch up on the Wonkette stories you may have missed during the week. And to help,…
  • These Candy Corn Jell-o Shots Will Feed Your Sweet Tooth, With Booze

    25 October 2014, 12:10 pm by: Mojopo

    We are eating Candy Corn Jell-O Shots for Halloween. Coconut, orange, and pineapple gelatin with vodka — party in the test kitchen!…
  • Stupid Swimsuit Model Does Not Respect The Gun, Should Probably Die

    25 October 2014, 10:00 am by: Doktor Zoom

    On Wednesday, you may recall, there was some gunplay in Canada, which was terrible and wrong because the shooting was done by a bad guy with a gun, who was then stopped by a good guy — actually a pretty awesome guy – with a gun. And people wrote all kinds…
  • Peggy Noonan Writes Column, Eats Horse Tranquilizers (Not In That Order)

    24 October 2014, 5:33 pm by: Gary Legum

    The bleating of sirens drifted up to her pied-a-terre high above the Manhattan streets, leaking through the duct tape she had used to seal all her windows. Oh sure, one heard sirens in New York all the time, but this was now the Age of Ebola and the wails took…
  • Congressman Don Young Being A Colossal Jerk In Alaska, Again

    24 October 2014, 4:05 pm by: Alex Ruthrauff

    Hey Alaska’s real-life Congressman Don Young, what can you tell kids these days about suicide? It’s their fault because they are bad friends, and also the government handouts are doing it too? Yeah, pretty much.
  • Nice Time: Barack Obama Will Get Vets Jobs And Stop Global Warming All At Once

    24 October 2014, 3:29 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    Just to remind people that he is in fact a hippie greenie liberal who likes to stimulate the economy whether the economy is in the mood or not, Barack Obama is moving forward with a program to train 50,000 veterans for solar energy jobs. This is some kind of…

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