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  • The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Rewrites McDonald’s Ad Real Good-Like

    25 January 2015, 1:20 pm by: Dan Weber

    Sarah Palin went to Iowa this weekend. Is she running for President? She’s not not running for President, she can tell you that much! How not-uninterested is she, Washington Post?…
  • Sundays With The Christianists: Their Satanic Majesties Request … MORE COWBELL!

    25 January 2015, 12:13 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    Rightwing radio preacher and homeschooling guru Kevin Swanson is starting to let us down, folks — the penultimate chapter of his e-rant about the inevitable doom of western civilization is just about the laziest attack on the supposedly corrupting influence…
  • The Idiot’s Guide To Gun Storage

    24 January 2015, 1:28 pm by: Matt Carpenter

    Hey Wonkette, didn’t we just talk about Idiots With Guns being Idiots With Guns? Yes we did! But since this is America and small children seemingly have greater access to guns than to decent early childhood education, we had ample opportunity to up the…
  • The Snake Oil Bulletin: ‘Health Rangers,’ Please Don’t Put GMO Scientists On Your ‘Kill…

    24 January 2015, 12:17 pm by: Fare la Volpe

    Are you suffering from a poor case of chin cough, milk leg, or St. Anthony’s Fire? Well step right up hyah! Your Wonkette proudly presents to you, at only a modest fee, the Snake Oil Bulletin, your premier source for news on the world of woo, pseudoscience,…
  • Guns, Boob Leaks, And Wack Doogie Howser: Your Florida Roundup

    24 January 2015, 10:57 am by: Florida Correspondent

    God’s Waiting Room did not disappoint this week, so let’s dive right in! We’ll begin in Florida’s northeast corner, the part that would probably rather be Georgia (and not the good parts of Georgia), where the good sheriff of Duval County has put his…
  • Friendly Flying Death Robots And Mystery Bird-Killing Gunk: Your Life-Sucking Environment Roundup!

    24 January 2015, 10:00 am by: Case Drury

    This week in environment news, California officials are baffled by some mysterious black gunk that kills waterfowl, while techbros in North Carolina and Mexico try to make sure that Skynet happens before we destroy the entire planet.…
  • Wonkette Week In Review: The Best Of Our Site, Wrapped In Bread Bags

    24 January 2015, 9:00 am by: Doktor Zoom

    Been feeling a little deflated? Pump yourself up with the best of Yr Wonkette’s week, as chosen by You The Readers — the very lifeblood of our little ol’ mommyblog, recipe hub, and pony emporium. Here we have the top ten most-shared stories of the…

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