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  • Watch President Obama Invite All The Messicans To Destroy America

    20 November 2014, 7:55 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray

    President Obama is announcing his plans to unilaterally and unconstitutionally and unpresidentially make a few tweaks to our current immigration clustermess — just like Hitler, Stalin, Insert-your-favorite-dictator-of-choice did. Please note this is…
  • Incoming Nevada Speaker Ira Hansen Is Your New Favorite Wingnut

    20 November 2014, 5:19 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    Listen: Nevada Republicans are not interested in your “bipartisanship” or your “getting along” or your “logic and facts.” As soon as they took over the state House, they chose as their new Speaker one Ira Hansen, a gentleman who, according to the…
  • Evil Obama Planned To Send Secret Messages To Browns Only

    20 November 2014, 4:46 pm by: Gary Legum

    Thank goodness for the wingnuts, who are keeping tabs on El Jefe Barack de la Martinez Diaz Obama and his conspiracy with the racists of La Raza to stealthily send hordes of brown people to conquer America while all the godly white people are distracted by…
  • Grammaw Queefs A Spliff

    20 November 2014, 3:48 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray

    What happens when three grandmothers who’ve never gotten high before decide to try out The Reefer? Some dudes in Washington State — where it is perfectly legal for grandmothers to get recreationally high — decided to find out. And it is THE BEST.
  • Congratulations, Tammy Duckworth! You Know How Babby Is Formed!

    20 November 2014, 1:53 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    From Joanie: Cartoons for New Children, by G.B. Trudeau. Sheed and Ward, 1974. (VERY 1974)…
  • What Is Chris Christie Doing To These Babies?

    20 November 2014, 1:01 pm by: Rebecca Schoenkopf

    Chris Christie, he’s a hell of a nice guy, no matter what that goldurned New York Times Magazine says. (They called him masterful and a winner, basically, in many many many words that we did not read all of, because author Mark Leibovich was basically…
  • Today’s Top Network Excuses For Not Running Obama’s Immigration Speech (1. He’s Black)…

    20 November 2014, 12:57 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    Update/new development: Yr. Wonkette is psychic once again! (see end of post) Barry Bamz is going to single-handedly overthrow the rule of law tonight, but the teevee networks have decided not to carry the speech, because come on, it’s only a presidential…

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