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Which Game Of Thrones Character Is Steve Bannon? (Whichever Character Just Got Shitcanned)
Fri 4:50pm By Doktor Zoom
Oh, now we get it. The throne is made of swords 'cause there's so much backstabbing. That's symbolic. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

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Sad Boston Bigot Just Went To Charlottesville Demonstration To Get His Fair Share Of Abuse
Fri 4:29pm By Rebecca Schoenkopf
Meet this dipshit.

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Tampa Can’t Get Rid Of Confederate Loser Traitor Statue Fast Enough
Fri 3:17pm By Doktor Zoom
Ultimatum? Hell, they hardly knew 'em!

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Farewell, Steve Bannon, You Malevolent Shit Monster! May You Stub Your Big Toe On Your Way Out!
Fri 1:57pm By Evan Hurst
Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.

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ACLU: No Bringing Guns To A Free Speech Fight
Fri 1:29pm By Doktor Zoom
Winning an argument with a gun is cheating.

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The Navy Gave Wackaloon Pizzagate Guy Jack Posobiec ‘Top Secret’ Clearance. Was That Smart?
Fri 12:00pm By Doktor Zoom
What the fucking fuck was this fucking fuckhead doing with a fucking security clearance?

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Trump Called Heather Heyer’s Mother During Her Funeral. Did He Think She’d Put Him On Speaker?
Fri 11:35am By Rebecca Schoenkopf
You have not seen a look that can kill until you've seen Heather Heyer's mother talking about Trump.

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