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  • Holiday Horror Stories: Tell Us Why Your Family Is THE WORST

    27 November 2014, 1:00 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray

    Are you having a nice Merry Thanksgiving? Cooking up all those delicious Thanksgiving recipe hub recipes what we made for you to make? Watching some beers, drinking some sportsball with your nearest and dearest? Maybe you are, and good for you! In which case,…
  • No, Mr. Limbaugh, Thanksgiving Has Never Been A Celebration Of The Pilgrims’ Triumph Over…

    27 November 2014, 11:45 am by: Doktor Zoom

    It’s Thanksgiving Day, so as we gather together with (or hide from) our families, however functional or dysfunctional they may be, let us remember the true meaning of any American holiday: It’s an opportunity to pound home a political lesson about why We…
  • A Nation Of Finks: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2014

    27 November 2014, 10:39 am by: Doktor Zoom

    We began posting this Thanksgiving Prayer by William S. Burroughs and Gus Van Sant back in 2006, and a lot of things have changed since then. The deadpan list of Bloody American Triumphs sounds less like sarcasm in our Terrible Year of the Lord 2014, and more…
  • Oh, Yes, We Have The Palin Turkey Massacre Again, Because ‘Tradition’

    27 November 2014, 9:00 am by: snipy

    Feeling a bit low this Thanksgiving? A bit like something is just…missing? Could be because you have been waiting, longing, for Wonkette’s sort-of-annual Thanksgiving tradition. As a parade is to Macy’s, Sarah Palin’s…
  • Dr. Ruth’s Thanksgiving Sex Tips, For Thanksgiving Sex

    26 November 2014, 4:30 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray

    You know what goes great with Thanksgiving? Sex! Here’s our national treasure, Dr. Ruth Westheimer, with some helpful sexxytime tips for how to do Thanksgiving sex on Thanksgiving.…
  • Nostalgic Repost Of Repasts Past: The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War

    26 November 2014, 4:05 pm by: Wonkette Jr.

    Another Wonkette Thanksgiving Classic, for Thanksgiving. And America.…
  • Deleted Comments Of The Day: In Which We Hear From Some Turkeys

    26 November 2014, 3:17 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    We really were planning to just get a couple of new posts up today and then coast on recipes while getting ready for Thanksgiving, but darned if we didn’t notice a couple of high-priority, short-shelf-life messages from idiots in the Comments queue. They…

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