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  • Ted Cruz Loves ‘The Simpsons.’ It’s Not Mutual.

    18 April 2015, 10:30 am by: Doktor Zoom

    So it seems that Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Moose Jaw) fancies himself something of a Simpsons fan, as he told The Federalist’s Ben Domenech in a recent podcast. He even did lines from his two favorite episodes, proving that he can relate not only to country music…
  • Star Wars, F*ck Yeah! F*CK YEAH!!!

    17 April 2015, 5:00 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray

  • Who’s Winning The ‘F*ck The Poors’ Trophy This Week? It is Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback!

    17 April 2015, 4:15 pm by: Evan Hurst

    Welfare queens of Kansas, we are very sorry, for your worst nightmares have come true. Your governor, Sam Brownback, has signed HB 2256, which, as we reported earlier in April, makes all the changes to welfare everybody wants, but is too shy to ask for. Yes,…
  • Republicans: Oh, You Lost Your Obamacare, Well Boo Hoo Hoo

    17 April 2015, 3:30 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray

    Republicans are SO excited at the possibility of the Supreme Court murdering Obamacare, finally, but it won’t all be unicorns and rainbows and the free market allowing you the freedom to die from lack of access to healthcare. There will also be, sigh and…
  • Vermont Heroes Taking Your Booze Hostage For Legal Weed

    17 April 2015, 2:45 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    Some Vermont legislators have a pretty compelling argument: If the state won’t legalize marijuana, then how about we prohibit all recreational drugs?…
  • Country Stars Tim McGraw, Billy Currington In False-Flag Gun-Grabbing Sandy Hook Slapfight!

    17 April 2015, 2:00 pm by: Evan Hurst

    Remember the Sandy Hook school massacre? The one where 20 first-graders were gunned down by a crazed shooter named Adam Lanza? Yes, that one. Tim McGraw announced this week that he would be headlining a concert in Hartford, Connecticut, to benefit Sandy Hook…
  • Michelle Malkin Outraged: Twitter Jailing Conservatives Like They Are Japanese-Americans

    17 April 2015, 1:14 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray

    BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT TWITCHY! The liberal-biased interwebs are putting conservatives in Twitter jail, maybe (or maybe not) but probably (but probably not), just for being conservatives, OH NOES!…

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