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  • Chris Christie Has Civil Conversation With Citizen, Just Kidding

    30 October 2014, 9:48 am by: Doktor Zoom

    Ugly bag of mostly bile Chris Christie did some brave yelling at a guy during an appearance in Belmar, New Jersey, to mark the second anniversary of Hurricane Sandy on Wednesday. Where sometimes your Barry Bamz politely says he respects protesters’ rights to…
  • President Lindsey Graham Will Be Great For Rich White Men

    30 October 2014, 8:55 am by: Kaili Joy Gray

    Lindsey Graham, the senator from South Carolina, has always seemed content to be the third wheel, the sidekick, the woman behind behind the man. He was the weakest, most soft-spoken link in the ménage à trois that was John McCain and Joe Lieberman, until Joe…
  • Rachel Maddow Does Science To Rightwing Myths About IUDs (Video)

    30 October 2014, 8:00 am by: Doktor Zoom

    Rachel Maddow took a trip to the Man Cave (or the green screen version of one) Wednesday night to debunk a deeply held article of faith about one form of birth control that could be outlawed if Colorado passes its third try at a “personhood amendment.”…
  • What Do You Want To Do Today, Keith Ablow? Try To Take Over The World!

    29 October 2014, 4:40 pm by: Gary Legum

    We have read through this new column by walking foreskin Dr. Keith Ablow about four times now in the hope that we will reach a point where it does not make us want to smash our own face with a tack hammer. Sadly, we have failed. So sorry, face!
  • Space Case Donald Trump Hates Private Enterprise Now

    29 October 2014, 3:36 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    An unmanned Antares rocket exploded seconds after liftoff from a facility in Virginia yesterday, with the total loss of a payload of food, water, and scientific experiments bound for the International Space Station. It was pretty spectacular:
  • We Found You That Double Supersecret Video Of John Kasich Being An Asshat

    29 October 2014, 3:17 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    Yesterday we brought you the odd story of the Disappearing John Kasich Video, in which we learned that the Cleveland Plain Dealer’s corporate overlords, Northeast Ohio Media Group, (call ‘em “NEOMG,” because “Ni! OMG!” is fun to say) had removed a…
  • Mitch McConnell Is Not An Animal, Mitch McConnell Is A Human Being!!!1!

    29 October 2014, 1:22 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray

    Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell may not be a scientist, but he is a likable, funny human being-type person. Why, just look at all of his clever ads that prove it! Like this ad, where Mitch McConnell talks about ads. So human! So funny!

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