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  • Here, We ‘Found’ Some Tweets You Might Like

    21 August 2014, 7:01 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray

    Back by popular demand, other people’s words we enjoyed. You can enjoy them too. We won’t even charge you. Yep. Thanks, WaPo! Here’s an idea: Geeeeenyus: All together now: awwwwwwwww. Perfection:
  • Minnesota GOP Kicks GOP Supreme Court Candidate Out Of State Fair

    21 August 2014, 6:04 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    The Minnesota GOP really seems to be trying to say something to Michelle MacDonald, its own endorsed candidate for the state Supreme Court. But what could it be? Tell us more, Minneapolis City Pages!
  • Rick Santorum Has Sexxy Advice For Barack Obama: Stop Being Pathetic About Iraq

    21 August 2014, 4:28 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    On Monday, Rick Santorum dropped by the Family Research Council’s “Washington Watch” radio program, and he shared some of his foreign policy expertise with host and FRC head Tony Perkins. A couple of insights: Iraq is a mess because Barack Obama failed…
  • Nixon Withdraws Troops, To Begin Peace Negotiations With Kansas

    21 August 2014, 4:02 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray

    Good news, y’all! Missouri Gov. Jay Nixon’s secret plan to win the peace in Ferguson worked — we guess because on Wednesday night, there were no mass arrests of Holocaust survivors and reporters, and no cops threatening to kill people — so it’s time…
  • Mark Fuhrman – Yes, MARK FUHRMAN! – Will Now Speculate At You About Michael Brown

    21 August 2014, 2:14 pm by: Gary Legum

    Where in America can a retrograde, humiliated racist cop go for redemption 20 years after being cast out of decent society? Why, to Fox News of course! Which is lucky for Mark Fuhrman, infamous fuck-up from the O.J. Simpson trial of the mid-1990s. Otherwise…
  • Godly Christian Girl Just Got FEMA Camped For Saying ‘Bless You,’ Thanks Obama

    21 August 2014, 1:51 pm by: Doktor Zoom

    Man the Prayer Sirens and rev up the VictimMobile — another Christian is being oppressed at the hands of an out-of-control secularist teacher! Maybe.…
  • Bill O’Reilly Interrupts Vacation To Win Wingnut Bingo, Michael Brown Edition

    21 August 2014, 12:36 pm by: Kaili Joy Gray

    Bill O’Reilly took a break from sexphoning women with his fantasies of falafelling them in the shower, or whatever the heck he does for downtime, to let his viewers know he is “furious — furious!” about the unfair and unbalanced media coverage of the…

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