We're just wonking for the weekend
Sun 11:08am By Rebecca SchoenkopfIt's your Wonkette One-A-Weekend!Canada Hooks ICE Up With Some Sweetass Naziwagons
Sun 11:01am By Andrew FlemingSorry, eh.Wonkette Movie Night: Mozart And The Whale
Sat 8:00pm By ziggywiggy'You can't disappoint me, because whatever you are is exactly what I want.'Kyrsten Sinema Was Too Busy Breaking Up Someone's Marriage With Tawdry Affair To End Filibuster
Sat 3:00pm By Gary LegumOr do anything else useful while she was in the Senate.President Trump's Daily Intel Briefing On Situation In Minnesota
Sat 1:02pm By Gary LegumHighly classified, but leaked to your Wonkette.MN: ICE Gasses Suspected ANTIFA Babies With Flashbangs
Sat 11:00am By Marcie JonesHow will this end?Happy Kid Inventor's Day, To Anyone Who Has Ever Invented A Kid!
Sat 10:01am By Rebecca SchoenkopfThat might not be what they mean, but whatever.Wrong About Cats. Wonkette One A Day for Jan. 16!
Fri 4:23pm By Rebecca SchoenkopfAfternoon post roundup!Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Worst Jack and Coke You Ever Had!
Fri 4:20pm By Matthew HooperSrsly. It's bad. Good, but also bad.Candace Owens: Charlie Kirk Was A Time Traveling, Telekinetic X-Man
Fri 3:01pm By Robyn PennacchiaSure, why not?Gov. Tim Walz Urges Minnesotans To Keep Calm, Carry Phones. Trump Freaks The F*ck Out.
Fri 1:17pm By Doktor ZoomWe know, any story on anything could be headlined 'Trump Freaks Out.'Dementia Ward Nurse: Trump's Decaying Brain Was Only Joking To Reuters About Cancelling Elections
Fri 11:42am By Marcie JonesIs REUTERS helping hide from the public that Trump's brain is oatmeal? A Wonkvestigation!Department Of Defense's 'Department Of War' Glow-Up Will Cost $125 Million. Is That A Lot?
Fri 10:03am By Robyn PennacchiaProbably $5 million for the montage alone.Trump Gets Regifted Nobel Peace Prize, Is This What Being Obama Feels Like?
Fri 8:55am By Evan HurstNo, he has far bigger hands.Accountability Is Coming. Tabs, Fri., Jan. 16, 2025
Fri 7:03am By Rebecca SchoenkopfMorning news roundup and things to read!All the news that's fit to ... fuck it.
Thu 4:32pm By Rebecca SchoenkopfWonkette afternoon post roundup!US Attorney Boxwine Harassing Lawmakers Who Reminded Troops Of Duty To Defy Illegal Orders
Thu 4:20pm By Evan HurstShe gonna raid their houses, see if they got any pocket Constitutions or liquor lying about?When Will US Invade Greenland? What Channel Is Greenland Invasion On? Where Can I Get 'Invade…
Thu 1:33pm By Doktor ZoomAI slop T-shirts are already out there, and they suck.Texas Happy To Send Taxpayer Money To Religious Schools, Just Not Yours.
Thu 12:15pm By Doktor ZoomThey're blocking Muslim schools, in case that wasn't obvious.Well Of Course They're Raiding The Washington Post! Did Jeff Bezos Think They Would Do *Not That*?
Thu 11:05am By Marcie JonesA bad new low, man.
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