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It wouldn’t be election season without a Republican accusing a Democrat of being a witch.

Sorry chief, that’s gonna be a go fuck yourself.

Get in, losers, we’re reading Bill McKibben’s ‘Here Comes The Sun’!

Shane Gillis’s SNL joke didn’t hit because ... he sounded just like Old Ben.

Morning news roundup!

No, no reason for the headline.

He’s really really really good at this.

These swivel-eyed wingnuts won’t go away until we make them.

Oh yeah, man, for sure!

Love it when these people show us who they are.

But it’s the Left that loves violence.

Morning news, get your morning news!

Weird ol’ Donald Trump keeps talking about how Democrats want to trans all the kids (they don’t) and subject them to “mutilization,” which is both not a word and also not a thing anyone is doing.

And Again. And Again. And Again. And Again. And Again. And Again. And Again. And Again. And Again.

When the DSA candidate starts by quoting Reagan, you know things will be interesting.

Gee, is Ken Paxton not doing well?

Watch him heroically try to get Rachel Campos-Duffy to stop spitting Kremlin propaganda at him.

Democratic Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan in tight race with former NFL reporter Michele Tafoya.

Morning news roundup!

Yes really, three weeks!