Ready To Vote? Tabs, Tues., Sept. 29, 2026
7:01am By Evan HurstJust asking.Closing In On A Month. Wonkette One-A-Day for Sept. 28, 2026!
Mon 6:02pm By Evan HurstUntil the midterms, that is.Big Scary Caravan Full Of Scary People Coming To Scary Border Just In Time For Midterms! Again!
Mon 4:27pm By Brooke BinkowskiJust another day of horrible people using people’s desperation for propaganda purposes.DA Reopens Cornell Gang Rape Case, Was Somehow Previously Unaware It Wasn’t Consensual
Mon 2:57pm By Robyn PennacchiaBecause people normally report their consensual sexual activities to school officials.YOU Are Paying For These Ads About Dear Leader’s Greatness. You’re Welcome!
Mon 1:08pm By Gary LegumWho doesn’t want to see more of Trump on TV, besides everyone?Trump Ankle-Biter Todd Blanche Super-Confused Who ‘The People’s House’ Belongs To
Mon 11:18am By Michael MoraWe watch so you never have to!Did Trump Offer To Let Communist Dictator Xi Play ‘Supermarket Sweep’ In The Pentagon?
Mon 9:13am By Evan HurstOh boy Republicans sure do hate communists.Lifelong Republican. Tabs, Mon. Sept. 28, 2026
Mon 7:01am By Evan HurstYou heard the man.The Nice Times They Are A Changin’
Sun 11:01am By ziggywiggy‘Come gather 'round people, wherever you roam.’Wonkette Movie Night: Lifeforce
Sat 8:01pm By ziggywiggy‘I mean, in a sense we're all vampires. We drain energy from other life forms.’That Time Some Chuds Beat A Child Labor Amendment
Sat 3:01pm By Erik LoomisTomorrow, September 27, 1922, in labor history!The AI Helps Trump And Vance Kick 760,000 Americans Off Obamacare For ‘Fraud’ That Might Not Exist
Sat 1:30pm By Doktor ZoomBut the AI said there oughta be a lot of fraud, so tough luck.NPR Interviews Tucker Carlson, Somehow Does Not Ask Him Why He’s Such A Huge Bigot
Sat 11:31am By Gary LegumWhat is the point of interviewing Carlson if you can’t make him defend his own bigotry?There Are No Lumberjacks To Celebrate On This National Lumberjack Day
Sat 10:04am By Robyn PennacchiaLumberjacks! Not really a thing anymore! Except, it turns out, as a competitive sport.Plants And Birds And Rocks And Things. Wonkette One-A-Day, Sept. 25, 2026
Fri 4:22pm By Doktor ZoomTruly among the weirdest lyrics ever written.Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Bar Cart!
Fri 4:20pm By Matthew HooperDon’t make a “home bar”. Make this. And some drinks.Evil Socialist NYC Mayor Wants To Take 70,000 New Yorkers To The Opera, Evilly
Fri 2:26pm By Robyn PennacchiaBread and roses!California Gov. Gavin Goodhair Declares Dolly Parton Day, Signs Bunch Of Other Bills, Makes…
Fri 1:23pm By Brooke BinkowskiHappy Dolly Parton Day to all who celebrate, and more!RFK Found A Use For The Office Of Minority Health. It Is Funding His Own Fancypants Security.
Fri 11:30am By Robyn PennacchiaNevermind the maternal and infant mortality rates.Donald Trump Golden Ballroom Or Triangle Shirtwaist Factory?
Fri 10:15am By Doktor ZoomLe code c’est moi.
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