Chris Christie Lays Into Trump Like The Guy Gave Him COVID Or Something
3h By Stephen RobinsonFormer New Jersey Governor and noted bridge saboteur Chris Christie is running for president. He won't win or probably…California To Do Socialism On Electric Bills To Spur Clean Power Transition. 'Yes! YES!' Say Sickos.
3h By Doktor ZoomCalifornia electric bills are some of the highest in the USA, but in the next few years, as part of the state's efforts to decarbonize the power sector, California will start charging high-income residents a higher basic rate for electricity while reducing…CNN's Chris Licht Lights Himself On Fire
4h By Liz DyeThis morning, Dylan Byers at Puck News got the scoop that CNN's CEO Christ Licht had been quitfired, just a year after taking the job. Proximately, Licht's departure was caused by the devastating Atlantic profile by Tim Alberta which dropped like a bomb Friday…Would Mark Meadows Go To Prison For Trump Or LOL Probably Not? Your Jack Smith Investigation Update!
2:45pm By Evan HurstSeems like every day now we're getting a veritable flurry of news about Special Counsel Jack Smith's various investigations into Donald Trump, the Crime Criminal Of Crime Town. It's probably going to be like this until the day when Smith locks him up for the…LIVE: Some Dumb Bullsh*t Border Hearing So Marge Taylor Greene Can Get Her Impeachment, For A Treat!
2:00pm By Evan HurstMarjorie Taylor Greene has a very stupid plan for impeaching Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, and today's hearing in the House Judiciary Committee is being viewed by some as the first step toward Republicans actually doing that…LIVE: Is This Tucker Carlson's Yak Herder? And Other Important Questions For The White House!
1:38pm By Evan HurstWe are just saying, Tucker Carlson was seeing a man about a yak, and we figure somebody should ask the White House about that.…Nothing To See Here (Literally), Just Climate Change-Fueled Wildfires Draping Nation In Cloud Of…
12:30pm By Stephen RobinsonThe wildfire season has started, perhaps the worst time of the year for those of us who enjoy fresh air and breathing. More than 400 fires have…Not Sure Who's Worse, White Florida Murderess Or This Dipsh*t Sheriff
11:54am By Doktor ZoomIn Ocala, Florida, a white woman was finally arrested yesterday, several days after she fatally shot a Black mother whose kids the white lady had been yelling at earlier. Prior to the shooting, the white woman, Susan Louise Lorincz, 58, had allegedly been…Rep. Becca Balint Models Best Practices For Talking To Fascist Anti-LGBTQ+ Scumbags
10:59am By Evan HurstIf there is anything good ("good") about the increasing radicalization of Republicans into insurgent Nazi anti-LGBTQ+ hate terrorists, it's that more Democrats — hell, all normal people — are learning how to treat these people with the respect they…Tucker's Russian Propaganda Public Access Show 'Live From A Strange Man's Shed' Not So Good, Y'all…
9:46am By Evan HurstWell, now we know what it looks like when Tucker Carlson doesn't have a budget or a name for his show or writers or talent or a bath or a purpose. It was "Tucker on Twitter," which suddenly happened last night seemingly because Tucker hadn't given Vladimir…Kyrsten Sinema, Staunch Champion Of Abortion Rights, Except For All The Ways She's Not!
9:20am By Stephen RobinsonWhen Kyrsten Sinema won the Democratic primary nomination for Senate in 2018, she received the full endorsement from Planned Parenthood Action Fund. Executive Vice President Dawn Laguens said, "Kyrsten Sinema is the leader Arizona needs, and Planned Parenthood…House Republican Debt-Ceiling Bill Revenge, A Dish Best Served Stupid
8:55am By Stephen RobinsonLast week, President Joe Biden and House Speaker Kevin McCarthy reached an agreement to raise the debt ceiling, which spared America from financial ruin. The resulting deal passed in Congress with significant kicking and screaming from MAGA hardliners, who…The Worst Tourist Traps In America, Ranked! Tabs, Wed., June 7, 2023
7:00am By Rebecca SchoenkopfIntelligence community whistleblower has been telling Congress about some "retrieved aircraft" of "non-human origin," leading to a lot of bickering in the chat cave with some people insisting the physics aren't possible and some correct people explaining YOU…RFK Jr. And Elon Musk: Two Great Dicks That Taste Like Sh*t!
Tue 5:01pm By Doktor ZoomRobert F. Kennedy Jr. sure has come a long way from 2014, when he angered fossil fuel lobbyists by saying that climate change deniers should be jailed. Or maybe not such a long way; by 2005 he was already spreading the anti-vax gospel and falsely claiming that…Judge Rips Florida Kids' Trans Ban Law Into Pieces, Lights Them On Fire, Shoves Them Down DeSantis's…
Tue 3:12pm By Liz DyeThis afternoon a federal judge in Florida issued an injunction on the enforcement of the state's ban on gender-affirming healthcare for minors. And while the order is limited to a small number of plaintiffs seeking hormone treatments on behalf of their…CONFIRMED: James Comer Just Sniffing Rudy Giuliani's Russian Spy Farts And Calling It A Biden…
Tue 2:00pm By Evan HurstReady for your update on House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer's very serious investigation into Joe Biden? OK well FIRST OF ALL, despite what we may have written previously, it is definitely NOT just Comer sitting in a corner playing a Deliverance banjo…Live From The White House, It's Time For The Daily Briefing!
Tue 1:27pm By Evan HurstLearn things, etc.…NH Gov Chris Sununu Will STOP TRUMP By Not Running Against Trump
Tue 12:44pm By Stephen RobinsonRepublican New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu is officially not running for president. He's probably carefully studied the polls and realizes he'd just embarrass himself. He nobly doesn't want his one percent polling average to help Donald Trump run away with the…Gavin Newsom, Not Recognizing Hilarious Trolling, Calls DeSantis Migrant Flights 'Kidnapping'
Tue 12:20pm By Doktor ZoomCalifornia Gov. Gavin Newsom just can't seem to understand how funny it is for red state governors to scoop up asylum seekers who've recently been released by the federal government and then send them to blue states, proving that ain't nobody want 'em, not…We Secretly Replaced This GOP Rep's Bible With 'X-Files' DVD Box Set! Here's What Happened.
Tue 10:34am By Stephen Robinson[Editor's note: I absolutely totally disagree with SER making fun of this dipshit House rep, whose only crime besides being a dipshit and also a terrible person who is bad and wrong about most everything is taking in congressional briefings from an…Harris Faulkner's Pronouns Are 'USA' And One Time They Kicked Her Out Of A Restaurant For Saying Hi…
Tue 10:04am By Evan HurstEverybody in the Fox News clown car is taking a turn rubbing their butt all over Tucker Carlson's old seat, and this week, we guess it's Harris Faulkner's time to shine. It's hard to put into words how fake Harris Faulkner is. It's like you told an AI to…Kandiss Taylor's Not Some Flat-Earth Kook! She's Just Raising Awareness About NASA's Globe…
Tue 9:20am By Stephen RobinsonFailed far-right gubernatorial candidate Kandiss Taylor, who was somehow elected a Georgia Republican district chair, is very upset that people keep pushing their round Earth lifestyle in her face. On a recent episode of her "Jesus, Guns, and Babies" podcast,…Sorry, Officer, I Spilled 'Swimming Pool' On The Evidence
Tue 8:55am By Evan HurstThis is one of those stories we are going to take with a grain of salt and a million droplets of chlorinated water until we read it in an indictment, because it is just too hilarious and weird. Also, just "CNN." But they are reporting that a "Mar-a-Lago pool…Please Explain The Scientific Nature Of The Whammy. Tabs, Tues., June 6, 2023
Tue 7:00am By Stephen RobinsonI’m too much of a Scully to believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life. If aliens could defy physics and master interstellar travel, they presumably could avoid having their crafts shot down by puny human technology or noticed by even punier human…Nikki Haley Going To Hell. Hope Sixth Place In The Republican Primary Is Worth It.
Mon 4:20pm By Evan HurstLet us be clear here. In no world does the fact that a tiny handful of trans kids play high school sports — no literally, it's like somewhere between five and 15 nationwide — and want to compete accordingly with their gender identities have anything to do…Robert Kennedy Jr Keeps Dreaming Up New Ways To Disgrace Family Name
Mon 3:15pm By Liz Dye“The real opposition is the media," Steve Bannon famously boasted in 2018. "And the way to deal with them is to flood the zone with shit.”Bannon's strategy is to spew such an endless firehose of invective and misinformation that journalists give up…Crime Guy's Lawyers Go To Justice Department To Say Hey, Don't Charge Crime Guy With Crimes
Mon 2:30pm By Evan HurstA couple weeks ago, we all laughed and laughed at the dumbstupid letter Donald Trump's lawyers sent to Attorney General Merrick Garland, respectfully begging for a meeting so they could explain that Special Counsel Jack Smith was a witch hunter doing witch…Is The White House Press Briefing In This Post? It Is A Secret!
Mon 1:59pm By Evan HurstHere you go, learn things.…Houseboat Joe Wants To Be White House Joe
Mon 12:40pm By Michael MoraWhen the late Sen. John McCain of Arizona was in this living realm, there was a common joke about his obsession with appearing on the Sunday morning political shows. McCain's final tally when he passed, according to AzCentral.com, was a record-breaking 73…Actual Nazis Use Montana Drag Ban To Get Trans Authors Banned From Reading At Libraries, So That's…
Mon 11:14am By Evan HurstFriday, actual good news came out of a Trump judge's courtroom, when US District Court Judge Thomas L. Parker ruled in the dead of night that Tennessee's drag ban is not just unconstitutional, but LMAO Go Fuck Yourself Unconstitutional. (Legal term.) This made…
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