Donald Trump Did Not Mean A Literal Bloodbath This Particular Time! Fake News!
Mon 5:09pm By Evan HurstToday's news of the world!Liberty Counsel Dude Mat Staver Wants You To Stop Heating Your Home With Dead Babies
Mon 4:20pm By Robyn PennacchiaBut they're organic!Trump Has Be Best Idea For Campaign Helper, It Is Paul Manafort Again!
Mon 3:38pm By Marcie JonesMoney laundering, prison laundering, Paul can do it all!Donald Trump Meant AUTO INDUSTRY Will Be Bloodbath If He Loses, Stop Misunderstanding His Nuance!
Mon 2:16pm By Gary LegumA bloodbath ... with votes!If It's Monday, It's Time For WHITE HOUSE To Meet The Press!
Mon 1:30pm By Evan HurstToday on Wonkette!This Week's Sunday Shows Featured A Lot Of Garbage People Named 'Mike'
Mon 1:00pm By Michael MoraIt's your Sunday shows rundown!Tommy Tuberville Tired Of These Dang Satanic Cults Refusing To Force Religion On Anyone
Mon 12:15pm By Robyn PennacchiaBecause that is for sure what a cult is.LIVE: Women's History Month At The White House!
Mon 11:30am By Evan HurstToday on WonkTV!Mike Pence Tells Trump, 'No Endorsement For You! Please Don't Let Your Fans Try To Kill Me Again!'
Mon 10:25am By Gary LegumSlight paraphrase.Canadian Idiots Who Fled To Russia Because Of 'Woke' Now Getting Kicked Out Of Russia, Because…
Mon 9:35am By Marcie JonesThey did not do the research.Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT: Chapter Twenty
Mon 8:55am By Steve RadlauerIn which our heroine spends a night in a gas station.That Time I Saw An Anaheim Angel Get A Parking Lot Blowjob! Tabs, Mon., March 18, 2024
Mon 7:02am By Rebecca SchoenkopfThis is not a clickbait headline, this is true. Morning news roundup!Psycho Killer Hockey, Qu'est-ce Que C'est?
Sun 1:00pm By Andrew FlemingFa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fuck's sake.South Dakota Democrat Demands Whole Tooth On Kristi Noem's Texas Dental Shenanigans
Sun 11:01am By Doktor ZoomWill drill to roots of possible corruption, fill in all details. Cavity search not needed.Wonkette Movie Night: Kinky Boots
Sat 8:00pm By ziggywiggy'One never knows what joy one might find amongst the unwanted.''Women Of Distinction' Award Named For Ruth Bader Ginsburg Going To Very Terrible Men
Sat 3:00pm By Gary LegumDa fuq?Jailed Chinese Billionaire Funneled Even More $$$ To Steve Bannon And Jason Miller
Sat 1:30pm By Marcie JonesBankruptcy trustee wants to claw back funds Guo gave to Gettr, Fox News.Marjorie Taylor Greene Wants To Talk To You About The Black Market Of Baby Organ Harvesting
Sat 12:00pm By Robyn PennacchiaSure why not.Happy Day You're Probably Actually Celebrating St. Patrick's Day!
Sat 10:30am By Robyn PennacchiaOr National Stay Home And Avoid Big Crowds Of Loud Drunk People Day.Knock Wonkette Down And It Is Up Again!
Fri 6:25pm By Rebecca SchoenkopfYour day of news starts now ... again!
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