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On Thursday night, Tucker Carlson did what Tucker Carlson always does and repackaged some neo-Nazi talking points for all his viewers at home. This time, however, some people besides those of us whose job it is to go "Hey! Look at this Nazi thing Tucker…

We all know that Republicans are, generally speaking, heartless monsters who don't care about anyone but themselves, but you'd naively hope multiple airings of…

Today, as we hope you know, is the last day to sign up for insurance through the Affordable Care Act (GO DO THAT NOW if you have not already and need to! Click here!). Last night, in a move which will affect absolutely nothing right now, a Bush-appointed…

The Damsels of Dumb, Diamond and Silk,…

HEY-O! So yeah, Lula the Wonderdog messed up her face. OK not really, but you know how she is old now? She is 13 going on 14, and still has all her puppy spirit, but certain things don't work quite as well as they used to. For instance, she ended up with an…

Update! What timing! Surprise! (see end of article!) The winter replacement national reality show "Find President Pissybaby a Chief Of Staff" is almost into its second week, and since that dreamboat Nick Ayers suddenly left the set for "Cake Boss," it's…

The other day, lawyers for disgraced literal actual foreign agent/former national security advisor (for five minutes) Michael Flynn filed their sentencing memorandum, which argued that yes, Michael Flynn is guilty and yes, he told BIG WHOPPERS to the FBI. He…

Thursday, the Trump administration decided out of the goodness of its court-ordered heart to follow Obama-era policy and cancel thousands of borrowers' federal student loans. This was a bummer for so-called Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, who had fought…

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Ever since the allegations of tampering with absentee ballots in his North Carolina congressional "win" first became public, Republican Mark Harris has insisted he knew nothing about any improper actions by an operative his campaign had hired. The alleged…

You might've heard that Donald Trump is interested in constructing a wall along the US southern border that will protect us from illegal immigrants. This man-made structure would be as pointless and expensive as Melania Trump. The president…

"The people have got to know whether or not their president is a murderer. Well, I'm not a murderer. I've earned everything I've got and never once committed armed robbery." -- Donald Trump, tomorrow. PROBABLY.…

NO. IT CAN'T BE! Does the Republican-led United States Senate have ... a limit? Is there somehow a line they won't cross in this era of "Let's just go along with whatever Batshit McBigMac up there at 1600 Pennsylvania says and who cares if we destroy America…

A seven-year-old Guatemalan girl died of dehydration and shock after she and other migrants turned themselves in to Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agents in the New Mexico desert last week, and that's America now, Merry Christmas (NOT "happy holidays,"…

This weekend, an extremely twerpy Columbia University student named Julian von Abele (of course) went viral after video emerged of him screaming his head off about how great white people are to a bunch of students of color. It was ... well, it was the kind of…

Morning Wonketariat! Here's some of the things we may be talking about today.…

We know a few things about Donald Trump for 100% certain.…

Kentucky's Extra-Crispy wingnut governor Matt Bevin sure knows how to pick a fight. A few years back, during his failed bid to primary Mitch "Top Turtle" McConnell, Bevin explained how "chicken boxing" was a benign pastime that even the founding fathers…

Have you ever wondered who falls for those Nigerian prince schemes? Who hires rando Travelers to paint the garage? Who thinks the IRS is actually leaving those robot voicemails threatening imminent arrest if you don't send cash today? IT IS REPUBLICANS! (Ever…

The Florida state commission tasked with investigating the mass shooting at…

It's all fun and games until it's time for RUDY GIULIANI AFTER DARK.…

The Trump administration is expanding the scope of its Deport Everybody immigration policy again, this time with a plan to make thousands of Vietnamese immigrants -- many of whom fled Vietnam during the war, or shortly after the collapse of South Vietnam --…

Let's cut to the chase, shall we? The word of the day is INTENT. Did Donald Trump intend to break the law with all his sexxxxy lady payoffs, and did he intend those payoffs to influence the 2016 presidential election? Both of these are required elements of a…

After 500 years working as the White House Press Secretary, soul snatcher and country-ass liar Sarah Huckabee Sanders is set to be packing her shit as the…

Since the courts keep telling him he can't actually rewrite US immigration law all by himself, Donald Trump has asked the Supreme Court to swoop in and review his idiotic asylum ban, which attempts to bar anyone crossing the border outside official ports of…

Fresh off filing a dumb lawsuit in October accusing the New York Times of making it impossible for him to be a senator, cantakerous old convicted criminal Joe Arpaio is now suing three other press outlets for describing the nature of his crime inaccurately,…

Nancy Pelosi woke up Thursday morning and did her daily affirmations, which consist of her looking at herself in the mirror and saying, "ALL I DO IS WIN! I WIN SO MUCH, I'M SICK OF WINNING!" Then she punched the shit out of a jellybean, to practice for…

Morning Wonketariat! Here are some of the things we may be talking about today.…

OOH BOY HOWDY, The Federalist is on fire this week! Just this morning we told you about the hilarious Federalist column where one neo-Nazi's mom and dad are Democrats, ipso facto QED NEO-NAZIS ARE THE REAL LIBERALS, FUCKERS! Is America's dumbest woman whose…

The House Education and Workforce Committee was all set to have a hearing today all about the horrors that a higher minimum wage would wreak on the economy. Horrors like rich people being slightly less rich. Horrors like business owners claiming they will have…