Night Of The Boneless Chicken Heart Strangler Lawsuit
Fri 5:23pm By Doktor ZoomIt's your Wonkette roundup for Friday, July 26, 2024Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Matcha Sake Tonic!
Fri 4:20pm By Matthew HooperVery Asian, very green, very tasty.Boneless Wings: Now Neither Wings Nor Boneless
Fri 3:35pm By Robyn PennacchiaThe Ohio Supreme Court determined a man should have expected a bone in his *boneless* wings.NY DA: Covering Up Boning A Porn Star Not An Official Presidential Act, ACTUALLY
Fri 2:30pm By Marcie JonesTrump can make sad eyes all he wants, but those NY 34 felony counts probably aren’t going anywhereLaughing, Non-Procreative Sex, Rainbows And Kittens Are Top GOP Concerns. Could Sunshine And Puppies…
Fri 1:35pm By Robyn PennacchiaWhy do they hate everything nice?Burn It All Down. Burn It Down To The Ground
Fri 12:35pm By ShypixelPull up a rug, it's Wonkette storytime.Which Libraries Are Under Siege Today? (All Of Them, Katie)
Fri 12:04pm By Doktor ZoomTexas lawman really wanted to arrest librarians; Idaho libraries and parents fight back.For Some Reason, CNN Only Now Saying Economic Recovery Is 'Historic'
Fri 10:02am By Doktor ZoomTook them historically long to get there.Kim Davis Is BACK Y'all And She's Coming For Your Marriage And Maybe Your Sex!
Fri 9:31am By Marcie JonesOther people having sex and birth control violate her religious liberties too!Trump Officially Pulls Out Of Deba-WK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!
Fri 8:55am By Evan HurstWhatever Chrissy Teigen said about Trump, we forget.The First Girl Emerges. Tabs, Fri., July 26, 2024
Fri 7:01am By Rebecca SchoenkopfMorning news roundup!Kamala Harris Ad Very Good! Trump 'Fox & Friends' Appearance Very Person Woman Shark Battery…
Thu 4:20pm By Evan HurstCompare and contrast.Guess News Organizations Shouldn't Have Fired All Their Fact-Checkers, Huh?
Thu 2:37pm By Brooke BinkowskiMedia really fucked the couch on this one.LIVE: Press Briefing! Time To Come Clean, White House!
Thu 1:57pm By Evan HurstToday on WonkTV!Joe Biden Should Be F*cking Proud
Thu 12:52pm By Doktor ZoomAnother one to clip and send to the grandkids!Oh Honey, Are You Sure You Want To Send This Takedown Demand To Your Wonkette?
Thu 11:50am By Liz Dye:/LIVE: Kamala Harris Talking To Teachers Union, Like A Common Liberal!
Thu 11:23am By Evan HurstToday on WonkTV!Trump Thought Disabled People Too Expensive, Maybe Should Just Die
Thu 11:00am By Evan HurstIncluding his own nephew.Caregivers All LET'S F*CKING GOOOOOO About Kamala Harris, Because Look At Her Record!
Thu 9:30am By Doktor ZoomThe Momala Agenda is on its way.TRUMP WOULD ALSO TOO LIKE TO MAKE OVAL OFFICE ADDRESS LIKE REAL PRESIDENT!
Thu 8:55am By Evan HurstOr at least equal time! Unfair! Waaaaaaaah!
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