Joe Rogan Telling Impressionable Senior Citizens About Drugs Now
9m By Marcie JonesHe never even knew what drugs were were until Joe Rogan told him!Kash Patel Gonna Sue The Atlantic For Aggravated Reporting About Kash Patel
9:13am By Marcie JonesAnd he found just the superlawyer for the job!Back On Up While I Roll Up My Sleeves: Tabs, Mon. April 20, 2026
7:03am By Marcie JonesNews and things to read and watch!Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?
Sun 10:01am By Rebecca SchoenkopfDamn, it's been a while, huh?Wonkette Movie Night: Wayne's World
Sat 8:00pm By ziggywiggy'I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.'Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Nowhere Near As Good At Bullsh*tting As He Thinks He Is
Sat 3:01pm By Robyn PennacchiaHe's got the NYT fooled, but not anyone who actually pays attention to him.The Mysterious Case Of The ICE-Kidnapped French Widow Not Terribly Mysterious At All Really
Sat 1:01pm By Marcie JonesPlus Todd Lyons OUT, and other ICE Times.Kash Patel Often Too Drunk To Show Up To Work, Which Is His Only Relatable Characteristic
Sat 11:02am By Gary LegumFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, but Patel is trying to prove otherwise.World Circus Day Feels ... Appropriate
Sat 10:03am By Robyn PennacchiaYes. Appropriate would be the word.Workin for the weekend! Wonkette One-A-Day for 4/17/26!
Fri 4:25pm By Rebecca SchoenkopfAfternoon post roundup, time for a drink.Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Brain Driller!
Fri 4:20pm By Matthew HooperNot a Painkiller. Nope. Surely not. But take two and call me in the morning.Zohran Mamdani Ate The Rich :(
Fri 2:50pm By Doktor ZoomDon't worry, they were murdered but they got better.Oh No Did Pete Hegseth Forget That Sailors Like Food?
Fri 1:28pm By Gary LegumEveryone knows hunger is a great motivator.Trump Vengeance Machine Teleports To His First Impeachment
Fri 11:15am By Marcie JonesTulsi sends a criminal referral after Ukraine PITCH PERFECT CALL whistleblower.DOJ Asks Court To Pretty Please Un-Convict Proud Boys, Oath Keepers Of Jan 6 Crimes
Fri 10:00am By Doktor ZoomThen they can all own guns again!Lauren Boebert Just Wondering Why Congress So Full Of Horndog Beetlejuicers
Fri 8:56am By Evan HurstDoctor Red Cross worker heal thyself.World's Gone Wrong. Tabs, Fri., April 17, 2026
Fri 7:03am By Rebecca SchoenkopfMorning news roundup! Things to read!LOL: Lots of Love! Wonkette OneA-Day for 4/16/26!
Thu 4:41pm By Rebecca SchoenkopfAfternoon post roundup!FEMA Orders Waffle House Teleportation Guy To Shut Up About Teleporting To Waffle House
Thu 4:20pm By Doktor ZoomHe's reportedly 'increasingly agitated and suspicious,' just what you want in a top disaster response guy.Trump To Cut Off Catholic Charities USA's Nose To Spite Pope's Face
Thu 2:30pm By Robyn PennacchiaHe cut $11 million from a program housing unaccompanied immigrant minors.
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