'Sneaky Carney' Goes Behind Trump's Back With Sneaky Military Upgrade
Sun 11:02am By Andrew FlemingWe've got a thing that's called radar JORN.Wonkette Movie Night: O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Sat 8:00pm By ziggywiggy'Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!'Bet You Didn't Have 'Trees Are DEI' On Your Trump Bingo Card
Sat 3:00pm By Doktor ZoomYou should really have more imagination.When They Jailed The Most Dangerous Woman In America, Mary 'Mother' Jones, For 'First Amendment'
Sat 1:01pm By Erik LoomisMarch 22, 1914, in labor history!Trump So Horny To Release JFK Files, He Didn't Bother To Redact Hundreds Of Social Security Numbers…
Sat 11:02am By Gary LegumThis guy has the secret nuclear launch codes.It Is Somehow Both Talk Like William Shakespeare AND Talk Like William Shatner Day Today
Sat 10:02am By Robyn PennacchiaSurely someone besides Shatner himself can pull this off!Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Half And Half
Fri 4:20pm By Matthew HooperA St. Patrick's day classic, drinkable any time of the year.Let's Watch Bernie And AOC Fight The Power!
Fri 3:01pm By Robyn PennacchiaLast night in Tempe, AZ! Right now in Greeley, CO! Tonight in Denver, CO!Civilised Nations Warn Citizens They May Be Disappeared If They Travel To USA
Fri 2:25pm By Doktor ZoomLeaders of predatory space aliens reassure Hunters we're still good eatin'.'Measles Are Good For You' Say Parents Whose Kid Died Because Of Measles
Fri 1:15pm By Robyn PennacchiaThey claim it prevents cancer, which it very much does not.America! I, Vladimir Putin, Thank You For President Who Is Easier Than Siberian Night-Woman
Fri 12:15pm By Gary LegumSuckers.Elon Musk Legitimately Believes We Hate Him Because He Is Beautiful
Fri 11:01am By Robyn PennacchiaHe is really in his feelings this week.On Trump's Order, Education Dept Grabbed Off Street, Sold Into Salvadoran Supermax
Fri 10:00am By Doktor ZoomAdministration denies knowledge. You know, in general.Is Elon Getting Top Secret China War Briefing Today, Or Is That ILLEGAL LEAK OF LIES?
Fri 8:56am By Evan HurstWhere the Teslas come from!Here's To You, Mr. Robinson. Tabs, Fri., March 21, 2025
Fri 7:00am By Rebecca SchoenkopfMorning news roundup and things to read!GOP Legislators Keep Winning Hearts And Minds At Town Halls
Thu 4:25pm By Doktor ZoomYep.Does Trump Know How Much Putin Makes Fun Of Him To His Face?
Thu 2:15pm By Evan HurstSomebody should tell him, repeatedly!To Catch A MAGA Predator: Somehow The Justin Eichorn Saga Keeps Getting Worse
Thu 1:15pm By Robyn PennacchiaHe's certainly got some kind of derangement syndrome.Gentlemen, You Can't Do An Armed Invasion Here! This Is The US Institute Of Peace!
Thu 12:15pm By Doktor ZoomIt's a nonprofit, not an executive branch anything! All the more reason for Trump to want it gone.Fentanyl May Be Classified As WMD, US Begins Bombing Ottawa In Five Minutes
Thu 11:22am By Gary LegumKidding! Kidding, Canadian friends!
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