Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Fitty-Fitty Martini!
2h By Matthew HooperWell, two cocktails really. I can explain.Nice Time: DHS Backs Down, Says It Will Restore International Students’ Records After All
3h By Marcie JonesJust going around terminating people’s status with no explanation isn’t legal, sounds like.Tulsi Gabbard Found Some Deep State Criminals, It Is 'All The Intelligence Agencies'
1:15pm By Gary LegumManaging by the dictum of 'tell me what I want to hear or I'll arrest you.'Donald Trump Asks DOJ To Do Him Little Favor, 'Investigate' ActBlue Ahead Of Midterms
12:08pm By Doktor ZoomOh, hey, he's also making a bundle in a crypto scheme, no relation.Screamin' Pete Hegseth Lucky This Old Admiral Didn't *Lay Him Out*
11:08am By Marcie JonesVery good Defense secretarying right there!But If Thomas Friedman Fires All The Non-Robot Taxi Drivers, How Will He Write All His Columns?
10:02am By Doktor ZoomYour New York Times dollars at work.Are Things Falling Apart For Trump? Look At These Polls And Tell Us!
8:55am By Evan HurstAlso, a stopped Candace Owens is right twice a oh fuck it.They're Not Monsters! Tabs, Fri., April 25, 2025
7:02am By Rebecca SchoenkopfMorning news roundup and things to read!Trump Hardball With China Just Trump Getting Kicked Hard In The Balls By China
Thu 4:20pm By Marcie JonesDude, they're not going to call you.'Vladimir, STOP!' Cries Trump, Who STILL Doesn't Know He's Putin's Bitch
Thu 2:34pm By Evan HurstTrump's 'final offer' for Ukraine/Russia peace is going about as well as things always go for Mr. Art of the Deal.Hear Ye, Hear Ye, New Holy Executive Orders Just Dropped!
Thu 12:01pm By Marcie JonesBye colleges, hello AI!Labor Dept. Wants To Imprison Employees For Telling Press How Badly Things Are Going
Thu 11:01am By Robyn PennacchiaSeems to be going well, given that we know about this.Trump's Deportation Machine Keeps Growing, As Do The Lies
Thu 10:02am By Doktor ZoomThey just keep trying new things. The chaos, as well as the cruelty, is the point.WHO’S A Pretty Princess Defense Secretary? WHO’S A Pretty Princess Defense Secretary?
Thu 8:55am By Evan HurstWe guess if you're into the 'caked with makeup' look.The *Lies*. Tabs, Thurs., April 24, 2025
Thu 7:02am By Rebecca SchoenkopfMorning news roundup and things to read!Sorry, Elon. Tesla Is Over, And So Are You. Cope Harder.
Wed 4:20pm By Evan HurstAbout that Tesla earnings call!Supreme Court Open To Ordering 'Religious' Exemptions From Learning Anything
Wed 2:00pm By Doktor ZoomYou can demand ANYTHING with a 'sincere religious objection'!RFK Jr. Pretty Sure Anything He Didn't Know About As A Kid Is Not Real
Wed 12:48pm By Robyn PennacchiaAlso, if he covers his eyes, he's invisible and you can't see him.U Of Alabama College Democrats Call A Tyrant A Tyrant
Wed 11:02am By Evan HurstRoll tide right up your fuckin' ass, Donald Trump.Man Creates AI Woman To Run His AI Newsroom, Immediately Sexually Harasses Her
Wed 9:57am By Robyn PennacchiaWouldn't it be loverly?
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