Canadians Seek To Wash Hands of Weird Musk
Sun 1:01pm By Andrew FlemingIt seems that everything's gone wrong since the skipping dipshit came along.Those Cakes We Like … Come From A Land Down Under
Sun 11:02am By CakesWeLikeNot really, this cake is actually more American than Apple Pie (which is British).Wonkette Movie Night: Mars Attacks!
Sat 8:00pm By ziggywiggy'When the Martians land, will the press have access? Can we do interviews?'Let's Randomly Point At A Map And See What Trump And Musk Are F*cking Up!
Sat 3:00pm By Doktor ZoomOK, a couple of these aren't entirely random.Trump's F***d-Up War On America's Health And Foreign Aid Claims First Casualties
Sat 1:00pm By Gary LegumThe first of many, unfortunately.GOP Blocks Bill To Give Grandma $2,400 More A Year
Sat 11:00am By Robyn PennacchiaBill would also keep Social Security solvent another 75 years. Can't have that!It's The 333rd Anniversary Of The Salem Witch Trials (And Yet It Seems Like It Could Still Happen…
Sat 10:01am By Robyn PennacchiaThat's like, half a Mark of the Beast.Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Filthy Martini!
Fri 4:20pm By Matthew HooperBecause dirty isn't dirty enough.Trump Throws Zelenskyy Out Of Oval Office For Not Sucking His D*ck *Just Right*
Fri 3:36pm By Marcie JonesIT WAS BAD Y'ALL.DOGE Sh*theads Fire Hundreds From NOAA, Weather Service, Because Weather Is Too Woke
Fri 2:15pm By Doktor ZoomDon't know why there's no sun up in the sky? Thank Elon!Oh Nothing, Just Elon Musk Wanting To Take Over The FAA
Fri 1:02pm By Marcie JonesAnd SCOTUS letting Trump break the law!Documents Proving Epstein Was Murdered By Deep State Still Missing Somehow
Fri 11:49am By Gary LegumBut Pam Bondi and Kash Patel will get to the bottom of it.Looks Like These Dem Senators Forgot They Weren't Supposed To Vote For Trump's Terrible Nominees!
Fri 10:16am By Robyn PennacchiaHassan, Hickenlooper, and Kaine all voted to confirm Lori Chavez-DeRemer to head the Labor Department.RFK Jr. Not Concerned About First Measles Death In 10 Years. Hey, People Die, You Know?
Fri 9:02am By Doktor ZoomPlus ebola and TB and whatnot. It's all fine!Dick Salad. Tabs, Fri., Feb. 28, 2025
Fri 7:03am By Rebecca SchoenkopfMorning news roundup and things to read!Forgetful (Liar) Trump Can’t Remember Calling Zelenskyy A Dictator, What A Silly (Lying) Goose!
Thu 4:20pm By Evan HurstFuck off and resign.Fox Business Praises Big Brother For Necessary Pain That Will Be Good For Us
Thu 2:30pm By Doktor ZoomEveryone LOVED the Reagan recession. He had such a kind smile!Trump Breaks (Alleged!) Rapist/Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate Out Of Romanian House Arrest. All Hail The…
Thu 1:23pm By Robyn PennacchiaHey QAnon, found those (alleged!) sex traffickers you were looking for.Republicans Quitting Town Halls To Spend More Time Hurting American People
Thu 12:16pm By Evan HurstAKA their default position.Unfortunately For Us All, A Lot Of Trump Voters Do Actually Want This.
Thu 11:02am By Robyn PennacchiaTrump and Musk are specifically pandering to the very online anarcho-capitalist Right, and it's probably not going to end well!
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