Awww, Was JD Vance Scared He Was Going To Scrape His Butthole On The River Bottom?
Thu 4:20pm By Evan HurstProbably.Wanna See JB Pritzker Supporting Texas Dems And Democracy? Of Course You Do!
Thu 3:01pm By Doktor ZoomPritzker says Republicans are afraid of losing in 2026, 'and they should be.'Trump And Cuomo Definitely Not Best Friends Plotting To Take Down Zohran Mamdani, For Sure!
Thu 1:25pm By Robyn PennacchiaLittle bit of a Cuomo roundup.Donald Trump's Olympics Will Be The Biggest Loser Olympics In Olympic History
Thu 12:15pm By Evan HurstFuck that shit.Secretary Brain Worms Kills Another $500 Million For Vaccine Research
Thu 11:01am By Robyn PennacchiaIn May, he killed $700 million in contracts for a vaccine to fight bird flu.The Next ICE Agent You Call A Microdick Loser Might Be Dean Cain!
Thu 10:03am By Evan HurstScott Baio, call your agent, they're hiring unemployable little bitches!WaPo Loses 'Fact Checker' Glenn Kessler. Now Who Will Give 'Pinocchios' To True Statements?
Thu 8:55am By Doktor ZoomThere's been a huge talent drain at the Post lately. Also, Glenn Kessler left.Miss United States Vs. This D*ck! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 7, 2025
Thu 7:01am By Rebecca SchoenkopfMorning news roundup and things to read!JD Vance Hosts Dinner Party To Solve Trump's Epstein Problem
Wed 4:20pm By Marcie JonesCoverup is on the menu!Sure, Texas Could Require Less-Drowny Summer Camps. But Would Jesus Approve?
Wed 1:30pm By Doktor ZoomWhat Would Jesus Regulate?Sean Duffy, Take A Flying F*ck At THE MOOOOOON
Wed 12:15pm By Marcie JonesDude's afraid of the subway, but he's going to take on THE MOOOOOON?Trump To ‘Federalize’ DC Because Big Balls Got Beat Up
Wed 11:02am By Marcie JonesDon’t be like Big Balls.Idaho Has Lost A Third Of Its Ob-Gyns Since Banning Abortion
Wed 10:02am By Robyn PennacchiaAnd more women than ever are nearly bleeding to death from miscarriages in Texas.James Comer Sends Epstein Subpoenas To Bill And Hillary And Comey And Mueller And Nana And Big Bird…
Wed 8:55am By Evan HurstBut not Alex Acosta, the former Trump official who gave Jeffrey Epstein that sweetheart deal. Huh!That's All, Folks! Tabs, Wed., Aug. 6, 2025
Wed 7:02am By Rebecca SchoenkopfMorning news roundup and things to read!ICE Nazis Kidnap Episcopal Priest's Daughter, Release Her, Probably Are Mad She Didn't Say 'Thank…
Tue 4:20pm By Evan HurstScreaming at these people works.Trump Orders NASA To Crash Perfectly Good CO2 Satellite For No Reason At All
Tue 2:27pm By Doktor ZoomNever mind that farmers and even his oil/gas buddies rely on the data. Climate isn't real.Welcome To Trump's Teenybopper Model Agency, It's For Human Trafficking!
Tue 12:30pm By Marcie JonesPlus all the rest of it in this Epstein Files update!Would You Believe No One Wanted Fragrance Advice From An AI 'Influencer' Robot?
Tue 11:03am By Robyn PennacchiaIt's a tough gig for a gal with no nose.I Am But A Humble Pierogi, And I Want Alan Dershowitz To Leave Me Out Of His Drama
Tue 10:03am By Gary LegumI am not 'tainted by anti-semitism,' you're just the Joan Crawford of Martha's Vineyard.
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