Wonkette

Our headline today come directly from a BlueSky post by Chris Hayes, commenting on one of the many insane aspects of Donald Trump’s proposed Slush Fund Settlement of his lawsuit against his own IRS.

Because NA cocktails shouldn't taste like they came from a sippy cup.

Yes, this is the third time we are writing this this month.

The J6ers might succeed where contractors have failed: getting Donald Trump to pay for services rendered. Granted, the service was trying to overthrow the government.

How are YOU celebrating America and $5 gas this summer?

What a very odd coincidence.

The meaning of the headline is a secret!

This post has nothing about teenage robots in it, and nothing about teenage lies, either.

Look who's all better!

No one told her this wasn't a theocracy, I guess.

To be fair, the kid wrote in favor of EV tax credits, and that's communism.

This is a thing? Really?

That's a reference to a popular song!

As we approach the lazy hazy crazy mayonnaisey days of summer, things just seem to be getting weirder and dumber all the time.

KA$H PATEL IS NOT AS [HIC!] MARGARITAS AS CHRIS VAN HOLLEN IS [HIC] MARGARITAS!

Congratulations to his family on getting to spend less time with him.

Jim Crow 2.0 gaining steam.

Maybe he thinks the things that happen to other Trump lawyers' careers won't happen to his.

That is a woke Spanish word.

New vehicle prices down slightly. Trump may take credit for that.