Vicious Slag Lets Door Hit Ass On Way Out! Wonkette One a Day for today!
5:09pm By Rebecca SchoenkopfMarch 5, 2026!Kristi Noem Leaving On A Sex Plane
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2:04pm By Robyn PennacchiaYour heart just breaks for them.Republicans Find Rock Bottom In Texas With Rep. Tony Gonzalez
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10:10am By Doktor ZoomTwo bad news items and one good one. Come on in!Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too
8:55am By Evan HurstChange our mind.Life During Wartime. Tabs, Thurs., March 5, 2026
7:02am By Rebecca SchoenkopfMorning news roundup! Things to read!War War Terrorism Texas ICE RFK (Jr.) War! Wonkette One a Day for 3/4/26!
Wed 4:34pm By Rebecca SchoenkopfYour afternoon post roundup!Pete Hegseth Got New Call Of Duty, Mom Ordered Pizza, Says We Can Stay Up As Late As We Want
Wed 4:21pm By Evan HurstLater we can sneak into his dad's office and look at his Playboys!Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Now Claims To Have ADHD, Continues To Have Insane Ideas About ADHD
Wed 3:13pm By Robyn PennacchiaHe is, of course, self-diagnosed.Day Five Of Operation Epstein Fury: Apocalypse Soonish
Wed 12:36pm By Marcie JonesDemocrats cluck while the world descends into chaosFIFA Peace President Would Evacuate Americans From War Zone But Has Ballroom To Plan
Wed 11:00am By Doktor ZoomAll the Americans are gone except for two. The embassy’s been hard to reach.Even Senate Republicans Aren't Buying Kristi Noem's ICE Lies And B*llshit
Wed 10:00am By Robyn PennacchiaDo not have to hand it to her for sticking to her script.Excellent Candidate Wins Texas Democratic Senate Primary. Now Let’s Flip The Seat In November.
Wed 8:55am By Evan HurstOur headline would have been the same either way.Now That's What I Call Terrorism. Tabs, Wed., March 4, 2026
Wed 7:03am By Rebecca SchoenkopfMorning news roundup! Things to read!Life During Wartime. Your Wonkette One-A-Day, March 3, 2026.
Tue 5:03pm By Doktor ZoomWe’re in Day Four of Donald Trump’s War on Iran for No Reason, and things are exactly as nuts as you’d expect.Markwayne Mullin Knows The 'Smell Of War,' It Is Just Like A Drain With Poop In It!
Tue 4:20pm By Evan HurstMarkwayne Mullin is a plumber.Crazed American Fundamentalist Leaders Chant 'Death To Iran,' Launch Holy War
Tue 1:35pm By Doktor ZoomLaunching Armageddon to bring about the return of Christ is not subject to the War Powers Act.Hospitals Closing And Disabled People Losing Home Care Thanks To Trump's 'Big Beautiful Bill'
Tue 11:45am By Robyn PennacchiaBut Bernie Sanders and Ro Khanna have a solution. (Surprise! It is taxing billionaires!)Weirdos Making Bank Betting On When America Will Kill People
Tue 10:02am By Gary LegumWhat level of dystopia is this?
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