God Damn It, You’ve Got To Be Kind. Wonkette One-A-Day, November 11, 2026.
4:36pm By Rebecca SchoenkopfIt’s Armistice Day, and that means it’s also Kurt Vonnegut’s birthday. I couldn’t come up with anything new to say about that this year.White House Counsel Types VERY SCARY LETTER To Mean Dem Who Told Them To ‘Lawyer Up’
4:20pm By Evan HurstLet the record show that this letter is VERY SCARY and Robert Garcia is VERY SCARED.‘Leader Of White Race’ Jake Lang Went Looking For Furries, Found Cat Adoption Event
1:30pm By Robyn PennacchiaAnd do you think that stopped him?The NVIDIA Guy, Great Men In History, And The Women Forced To Endure Them
11:30am By Brooke BinkowskiWon’t somebody please think of the honeypots?Dumbest Possible Republican Elected As Minority Leader
10:15am By Brooke BinkowskiGood luck in 2027, GOP! Hahahahahaha!11 Dems Missed Hegseth Impeachment Vote So It Lost. Nailing It!
8:55am By Evan HurstUm.WINE MOM. Tabs, Wed., Nov. 11, 2026
7:02am By Rebecca SchoenkopfMorning news roundup!Everything Was Beautiful And Nothing Hurt. Wonkette One-A-Day, November 10, 2026
Tue 4:30pm By Doktor ZoomTomorrow will be Armistice Day again, and of course Kurt Vonnegut’s birthday, so whether I have another Kurt Vonnegut column in me or not (jury is out), I think our next few One-A-Day heds will be Kurt Vonnegut quotes either way.Supreme Court Disbars Superlawyer/Wonkette BFF Larry Klayman For Being A Total Larry Klayman
Tue 4:20pm By Doktor ZoomGo sue someone else, LARRY. Oh wait ...Fascist Alfalfa Pretty Sure God Wants Him To Have $30K In Handouts
Tue 1:30pm By Robyn PennacchiaAll he needs is the air that he breathes and a tractor.NBC News Meets MAGA Republicans Who Are Scared Of Texas And Georgia Now, Tells Their Stories
Tue 12:22pm By Evan HurstThey thought they were safe when they escaped California and Arizona.Candace Owens Will Soon Be Living La Vie Un Lawsuit
Tue 10:15am By Robyn PennacchiaPart Deux!We Should Be Trying Pete Hegseth For Murder, But We’ll Take An Impeachment As A Treat
Tue 8:55am By Gary LegumThis fucking guy man.New Class! Tabs, Tues., Nov. 10, 2026
Tue 7:10am By Evan HurstSit down and have these tabs.Oh No, What’s Happening To All The Super Neat And Interesting MAGA Lady Podcasts?
Mon 4:28pm By Brooke BinkowskiTerrible week for the dead-eyed, racist MAGA entertainment world!Pop Quiz: Is Megyn Kelly Mad That/Glad That Russell Brand Is Going To Prison For Rape?
Mon 2:45pm By Robyn PennacchiaNo, guess.Donald Trump Going To Hell, But You Already Knew That Even If He Doesn’t
Mon 1:10pm By Gary LegumAnd other tidbits from his Sunday night interview with Cardinal Ross Douthat.New York Times Goes On Cletus Safari To Comfort Old White Republican Texas Losers
Mon 11:32am By Evan HurstJesus Christ.Todd Blanche Will Crybully Democrats Into Submission, You’ll See!
Mon 9:08am By Michael MoraWe watch so you never have to!Sadist. Tabs, Mon., Nov. 9, 2026
Mon 7:01am By Evan HurstWe’re supposed to be scared of these losers. Remember to be scared.
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