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Hi, I'm The Matt Gaetz Ethics Report And I'm So Awful That I May Never See The Light Of Day

By Gary Legum Nov 16, 2024, 11:01 am67 pts
How do you do, Wonkette? I’m the House Ethics Committee Report On Matt Gaetz, and I’d love to tell you everything I know about that over-Botoxed ALLEGED kiddie diddler. Unfortunately, House Speaker Mike Johnson is trying to keep the committee from releasing me to the public. He’s going down…

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